urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers sir_hellbers sir_hellbers 2009-04-19T03:30:14Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:7142 2009-04-19T03:30:14Z 2009-04-19T03:30:14Z you, here, now... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:6829 2009-03-29T07:43:31Z 2009-03-30T04:49:17Z sleeping habits have been so good lately. However, something tells me the stress of the world is fucking it up again... and Zevon... fucking Zevon.<br /><br />Also, dreamed about shooting a polar bear riding on top of a train.. I'm glad I've been remembering my dreams lately...<br /><br />Also, thank you ma'am.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:6562 2009-03-16T21:08:34Z 2009-03-16T21:08:34Z im pretty okay right now.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:6268 2009-01-03T07:12:02Z 2009-01-03T07:12:02Z so i havnt posted in forever but all i have to say is...<br /><br />bring it all back home cause the times they are a changin'<br /><br />or the times thay are changing( ben probly understands this)<br /><br />and roger daultry and pete townshend should be allowed to run the fucking country...<br /><br />now back to budweiser.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:5955 2008-06-18T07:45:26Z 2008-06-18T07:54:56Z - don't leave your canoe close to the water in a storm.<br /><br />- grandpa is funny as shit.<br /><br />- it is in fact illegal to have an amphibious rodent within city limits.<br /><br />- people who talk down to me make me feel useless.<br /><br />- bonfires at my house are fun.<br /><br />- heartless girls will steal your its always sunny in phillidelphia dvd's.. so don't ever leave them in a girls apartment.<br /><br />- avoid unintentional survivorman at all costs.<br /><br />- my favorite bob dylan is black.<br /><br />- manbags are crucial.<br /><br />- don't die<br /><br />- nothing has made me so compelled to paint.<br /><br />- you can't bury your shit on a rock.<br /><br />- deluth<br /><br />- werewolves of london.<br /><br />- bring enough toilet paper<br /><br />- spank 'em<br /><br />- also bring shoes.<br /><br />- lean-to 101.<br /><br />- point your coffin into the wind.<br /><br />- $29.99 nikes.<br /><br />- if your paddling up a two way river in a one way canoe and your wheel falls off, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?<br /><br />- electric fetus.<br /><br />- violence doesn't pay.<br /><br />- i want to live in the city.<br /><br />- paint to your hearts desire.<br /><br />- help your friends, ALWAYS.<br /><br />- don't buy keychains with thermometers in them.. they get lost.<br /><br />- dams just don't work anymore.<br /><br />- im poor<br /><br />- and always cherish life.. its just too damn short... you never know what could happen&nbsp; urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:5874 2008-05-22T18:02:28Z 2008-05-22T18:02:28Z irma is pissing me off... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:5306 2008-05-11T06:25:34Z 2008-05-11T06:25:34Z when my parents aren't home, i can watch porn with the volume all the way up. that makes for a much more enjoyable experience. and beer. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:5018 2008-05-09T06:37:48Z 2008-05-09T06:37:48Z this is bananas... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:4759 2008-05-06T08:00:06Z 2008-05-06T08:01:05Z <div align="center">Home, Home, On the range.<br />In the Desert,<br />Where the Buffalo <br />Live In shame... </div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:4476 2008-05-04T22:25:43Z 2008-05-04T22:25:43Z ive been spending all of my time in chicago.&nbsp; its my new favorite place.. even tho ive only been seeing the same one block.. its worth it... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:4289 2008-04-05T05:45:20Z 2008-04-05T05:45:20Z so... this is what its like to be twenty.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:3960 2008-03-26T05:16:26Z 2008-03-26T05:16:26Z ok.. so i just got finished mastering 6 awesome tracks that me ben and cooper laid down on easter night.&nbsp; what is everyone doing tom. night and who wants to help me make an awesome first album.. its already got a great start.. you can all be part of history... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:3284 2008-02-22T20:57:23Z 2008-02-22T20:57:23Z that coyote was being a bitch to my deer.. so i shot him.. in the head. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:2926 2008-02-22T05:18:57Z 2008-02-22T05:18:57Z bloobada im a coward! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:2678 2008-02-19T07:56:40Z 2008-02-19T07:56:40Z Heres to Cooper being done with probation... may your week be inebriated.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:2346 2008-02-18T22:19:51Z 2008-02-18T22:19:51Z I need some changes around here to make me happy i think.&nbsp; Now i just need to figure out what those things are.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:2303 2008-02-08T04:30:22Z 2008-02-08T04:30:22Z BAHA.. and then the clouds opened up and god said " be poor josh, oh... and i hate you" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:1993 2008-02-04T05:51:25Z 2008-02-04T05:51:25Z i hate currency... in all forms... except for maybe monopoly money... i hate monopoly money too.... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:1762 2008-02-04T02:50:35Z 2008-02-04T02:50:35Z im not happy.. but im not talking to anyone about it.. ill talk to cari.. she seems like my best friend.. or wally.. it sucks they both live more than an hour away... fuck my life.... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:1523 2008-01-17T18:55:15Z 2008-01-17T18:55:15Z My speech teacher has a mustache, its just not very flattering on HER old face. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:1045 2007-10-30T06:17:49Z 2007-10-30T06:17:49Z there was this one time when i got too drunk and think i almost died... its a good thing caitlyn loves me.. oh.. and i spit right in her face.... sorry doll...but im glad im not dead! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:776 2007-10-20T02:57:54Z 2007-10-20T02:57:54Z the proper recipe is as follows;<br /><br />1 full bottle hydrogen peroxide<br /><br />1/4 cup baking soda<br /><br />2 tbsp dish soap<br /><br /><br />my moms dog thought she had to fight a skunk.. and somehow... i lost the fight... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sirhellbers:643 2007-10-19T04:17:47Z 2007-10-19T05:10:18Z this week miraculously i ended up with 2 days off in a row, monday and tuesday.&nbsp; it was too good to be true though, because monday night i ended up with a headache, and it lasted again through tuesday, and wednesday.&nbsp; without letting down one bit.&nbsp; it wasn't a terrible headache.&nbsp; but it was just bad enough to let me know it was there.&nbsp; well tonight i was at traffic school for a stupid ticket.&nbsp; and although i thought this could only worsen my condition.&nbsp; it managed to cure my 72 hour headache.&nbsp; my ticket in the long run, actually cured my headache. it didn't cause me more! now does anybody know how to get rid of canker sores!