sir_hellbers

i want..

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:30:14 GMT

you, here, now...

My..

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 07:43:31 GMT

sleeping habits have been so good lately. However, something tells me the stress of the world is fucking it up again... and Zevon... fucking Zevon.

Also, dreamed about shooting a polar bear riding on top of a train.. I'm glad I've been remembering my dreams lately...

Also, thank you ma'am..

hey, ya know,

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:08:34 GMT

im pretty okay right now..

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:12:02 GMT

so i havnt posted in forever but all i have to say is...

bring it all back home cause the times they are a changin'

or the times thay are changing( ben probly understands this)

and roger daultry and pete townshend should be allowed to run the fucking country...

now back to budweiser..

currently

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:45:26 GMT

- don't leave your canoe close to the water in a storm.

- grandpa is funny as shit.

- it is in fact illegal to have an amphibious rodent within city limits.

- people who talk down to me make me feel useless.

- bonfires at my house are fun.

- heartless girls will steal your its always sunny in phillidelphia dvd's.. so don't ever leave them in a girls apartment.

- avoid unintentional survivorman at all costs.

- my favorite bob dylan is black.

- manbags are crucial.

- don't die

- nothing has made me so compelled to paint.

- you can't bury your shit on a rock.

- deluth

- werewolves of london.

- bring enough toilet paper

- spank 'em

- also bring shoes.

- lean-to 101.

- point your coffin into the wind.

- $29.99 nikes.

- if your paddling up a two way river in a one way canoe and your wheel falls off, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?

- electric fetus.

- violence doesn't pay.

- i want to live in the city.

- paint to your hearts desire.

- help your friends, ALWAYS.

- don't buy keychains with thermometers in them.. they get lost.

- dams just don't work anymore.

- im poor

- and always cherish life.. its just too damn short... you never know what could happen

Thu, 22 May 2008 18:02:28 GMT

irma is pissing me off...

Sun, 11 May 2008 06:25:34 GMT

when my parents aren't home, i can watch porn with the volume all the way up. that makes for a much more enjoyable experience. and beer.

Fri, 09 May 2008 06:37:48 GMT

this is bananas...

A Discouraging Word

Tue, 06 May 2008 08:00:06 GMT

Home, Home, On the range.
In the Desert,
Where the Buffalo
Live In shame...

Sun, 04 May 2008 22:25:43 GMT

ive been spending all of my time in chicago. its my new favorite place.. even tho ive only been seeing the same one block.. its worth it...

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:45:20 GMT

so... this is what its like to be twenty..

making music...

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:16:26 GMT

ok.. so i just got finished mastering 6 awesome tracks that me ben and cooper laid down on easter night. what is everyone doing tom. night and who wants to help me make an awesome first album.. its already got a great start.. you can all be part of history...

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:57:23 GMT

that coyote was being a bitch to my deer.. so i shot him.. in the head.

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:18:57 GMT

bloobada im a coward!

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:56:40 GMT

Heres to Cooper being done with probation... may your week be inebriated..

i need a few things...

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:19:51 GMT

I need some changes around here to make me happy i think. Now i just need to figure out what those things are..

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:30:22 GMT

BAHA.. and then the clouds opened up and god said " be poor josh, oh... and i hate you"

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:51:25 GMT

i hate currency... in all forms... except for maybe monopoly money... i hate monopoly money too....

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:50:35 GMT

im not happy.. but im not talking to anyone about it.. ill talk to cari.. she seems like my best friend.. or wally.. it sucks they both live more than an hour away... fuck my life....

Transue

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:55:15 GMT

My speech teacher has a mustache, its just not very flattering on HER old face.

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:17:49 GMT

there was this one time when i got too drunk and think i almost died... its a good thing caitlyn loves me.. oh.. and i spit right in her face.... sorry doll...but im glad im not dead!

if sprayed by a skunk....

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:57:54 GMT

the proper recipe is as follows;

1 full bottle hydrogen peroxide

1/4 cup baking soda

2 tbsp dish soap

my moms dog thought she had to fight a skunk.. and somehow... i lost the fight...

traffic violations, & headaches?

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:17:47 GMT

this week miraculously i ended up with 2 days off in a row, monday and tuesday. it was too good to be true though, because monday night i ended up with a headache, and it lasted again through tuesday, and wednesday. without letting down one bit. it wasn't a terrible headache. but it was just bad enough to let me know it was there. well tonight i was at traffic school for a stupid ticket. and although i thought this could only worsen my condition. it managed to cure my 72 hour headache. my ticket in the long run, actually cured my headache. it didn't cause me more! now does anybody know how to get rid of canker sores!